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Distorted With Beer

Distorted Bliss

California Pilsner • 5.5% ABV
Distorted With Beer

Life’s about to get a little more warm and fuzzy as you sip on Distorted Bliss, our crisp and hoppy California Pilsner. Brewed with Italian-grown pilsner malt, cold-fermented, and lightly dry-hopped with Strata, Mosaic, and Galaxy, this pilsner delivers an elegant balance of refreshment and flavor. Expect bright aromas of light tropical fruit and whole-cluster Chenin Blanc, followed by delicate flavors of honey-drizzled white wheat cracker, dried melon, and mango. A perfect companion for long drinking sessions.

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